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6/25/08

Let's get this out of the way: Brawl is sweet. Introducing the sin of 3rd party characters in the 1st party awesome-fest that is the franchise Smash Bros. was actually a great idea. But what about the next iteration? Here's what I think...

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Simon Belmont

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Special Attacks:
Standard-Axe
Side-Dagger
Down-Holy Water
Up-Recovery Whip
 
Final Smash: Grand Cruz 
 

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Megaman

Special Moves
Standard: Mega Buster (hold for charged shot)
Side: Metal Blade
Up: Wall-Climber
Down: Change forms, because that would be sweet
 
Final Smash: Megaman X

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Goku

Special Moves:
Standard: Ki Blast
Side:Kamehameha
Down: Spirit Bomb (can only be performed with ripped shirt  and one eye closed)
Up: Fly
 
Final Smash: Super Saiyan Goku

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Scorpion

Special Moves:
Standard: Ninja Sword
Side: Spear
Down: Hellfire
Up: Teleport Punch
 
Final Smash: Fatality

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Golgo 13 aka Duke Togo

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Special Moves:
 
Standard: Golgo Punch!
Side: Grenade
Down: Icy Stare
Up: Jump really fucking high
 
Final Smash: Golgo 13 Never Misses

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That's it for now, but expect more