Tandem Bike 2.0

EA's New Console
Home
Stories
Articles
Comics
Contact

6/7/08

Guess what's coming out just in time for Christmas....

ea.jpg
The EA Excalibur!!

Tired of being rejected by Take Two Interactive, EA Games has decided to take their piles of cash and make their own system . An EA sales rep had this to say:
 
"Fuck you guys."
 
Well, the big question is, How does it control? Not to be outdone by Nintendo's Wii, the PS3's Six-Axis controls, and the X Box 360's upcoming motion controls (real original Sony and Microsoft, by the way), EA has come up with a new way to immerse the player in the gaming experience like never before!

control-glove.jpg
This glove is worn on the left hand and tracks all movements

remote.jpg
The simple, easy-to-use remote is held in the right hand

shoe.jpg
You also get motion sensing shoes because...

grid.jpg
...The system comes with an electronic motion sensing grid the size of a football field

rzone.jpg
Since the TV will be so god damn far away, this motion sensing headgear also has a zoom lens

Imagine playing Madden on this thing! You get to actually run around on a hundred yard machine and make football motions, only you can see your character doing it on a TV screen!!! Amazing. They've already announced the launch games, too: a wave of sports games at first, and based on the success of the games, maybe sequels next year. Think about that: Madden NFL '09. Can you imagine such a world? As of now, there are no screenshots, but there are pictures of how the games will be played. Here's a little sample:

Skate Ex
ground.jpg
You'll have to grind actual rails to make it happen in the game

Skate Ex will come with a peripheral called the EA Skatenheimer. It's a plastic skateboard that weighs 20 pounds and has triangular wheels.

Burnout: Messiah
tron8.jpg
Crash Mode is back and better than ever!

Burnout: Messiah comes with a car-like device called the EcAr. Like the Skatenheimer, it is also made of plastic, weighs 20 pounds, and has triangular wheels.

For the price of the complete 360, PS3, and Wii combined, you can pre-register to reserve a chance to make a payment plan for the Excalibur. It promises to be a video game system.

They deserve it.