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4/19/06

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Let me tell you about my great state, Indiana. The people here are awesome thanks to the rules that regulate our lives. I'll give you a list.
 
-Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans
 
-Drinks on the house are illegal.
 
-A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor.
 
-Liquor stores may not sell milk.
 
-If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices.
 
-The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)

The one about coloring birds and rabbits (15-2. 1-21-13 (b)) has been repealed, so paint away.

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