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I Hate You, Tom Cruise
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1/25/06

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Remember Tom Cruise in Risky Business? That's the one where he humped a couch. And don't forget his first attempt at gay porn, Top Gun. Now he's a Scientologist, an expert on psychology and medicine, and a freak. Did War of the Worlds do well because it was a good movie, or because of Tom's publicity stunts with Katie Holmes? His "love" for her may be his best acting ever! (Apparently, he and Keanu Reeves went to the same acting school)

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Look out!

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He's on the loose!

Join the Organization Against Tom Cruise.